1. Information We Collect
We collect information to serve you better, even if we’re busy serving satire.
a. Personal Information
When you subscribe to our newsletter, comment on articles, or contact us, we may collect:
- Name
- Email address
- Contact details (if provided)
b. Non-Personal Information
We automatically collect:
- IP address
- Browser type
- Device information
- Pages visited and time spent
2. How We Use Your Information
We use your information to:
- Send newsletters and updates (when you opt-in)
- Respond to your messages or queries
- Analyze traffic and improve user experience
- Serve relevant (and sometimes hilarious) content and ads
3. Cookies and Tracking Technologies
Just like your favorite bakery, we use cookies — but only digital ones.
Cookies help us:
- Understand reader behavior
- Personalize content
- Analyze site performance via tools like Google Analytics
You can disable cookies through your browser settings, but the site may not behave like it’s supposed to (just like our politicians).
4. Third-Party Services
We may use third-party tools and services like:
- Google Analytics
- Ad networks (for monetization)
- Social sharing plugins
These third parties may collect information under their own privacy policies.
5. Data Sharing and Disclosure
We do not sell, rent, or trade your personal information to anyone — not even to aliens. However, we may disclose your data:
- If required by law
- To prevent fraud or protect rights
- With trusted partners who help us run the website (under strict confidentiality)
6. Children’s Privacy
Faltu News is designed for users 13 and above. We don’t knowingly collect information from children. If you believe we have, contact us and we’ll remove it faster than a viral meme.
7. Your Rights
You have the right to:
- Access your data
- Update or delete your information
- Unsubscribe from newsletters anytime
- Complain if we ever break your trust (we won’t)
To exercise any of these rights, email us at [email protected].
8. Changes to This Policy
We may update this Privacy Policy as needed. When we do, we’ll notify you here or via email (if you’re subscribed). We recommend checking this page occasionally — it’s more fun than most privacy policies anyway.
9. Contact Us
Have questions, doubts, or conspiracy theories?
Contact us at:
Email: [email protected]
Address: [Insert Physical Address, if applicable]
At Faltu News, your data is no joke — even if our headlines are.
